chopstick religion

the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life

“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”

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Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."

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chopstick small dick

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My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.

Chopstick by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

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Slang for Asian woman.

I just had sex with a chopstick, best night ever.

Chopstick by qjz July 21, 2020

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An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

chopstick by garryh March 12, 2021

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When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

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