Eric Cartman’s Wife

Eric Cartman’s Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.

Hello my name is Andrea
Oh, you’re Eric Cartman’s Wife

Eric Cartman’s Wife by My name is Andrea10 May 6, 2010

wife beater

A tight sleeveless shirt worn by men who beat their wives.

Mary: You can tell Joshua beats his wife because he wears a WIFE BEATER!

wife beater by noxcovenant April 16, 2008

hot wife 

A married horny female,who acts nice around family and friends but at weekends dresses like a slut and turns into one.Once shes had a few drinks she will fuck anything on offer a very greedy girl.The husband has some idea but doesnt know the full extent unless hes into cuckolding.

That Gemma is a proper hot wife your sure to get laid by her mate

hot wife by big ricktom March 3, 2017

wifery

A mature, homely, domestic, motherly and sexually attractive woman.

"Look at that wifery thing over there"

wifery by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

wifebeaters 

A secret (or maybe not so secret) society of rotten bastards who beat their wives.

Bob: I'm gonna join the wifebeaters, you fucking bitch!
Bob's wife: Oh honey! That seems wonderful!

wifebeaters by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005

WIFE 

Washing
Ironing
Feeding
Entertainment

My wife is a tool that i use on a day t day basis. she washes, cleans, cooks and is good in the bedroom. ;-)

WIFE by evovove May 13, 2005

Bible Wife 

That wife of yours who uses the Bible when it fits her needs.

When you bring up the sex issue, she uses the Bible to justify herself. If you point out the flaws in her logic, BAM! You're the devil! If you don't point out the flaws, well, you don't get sex anyway.

Man: You know, your logic is rather flawed.

Woman: Ahhhhh! You're Satan! No sex for you, Satan!

Bible Wife by BusinessMan February 24, 2005