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you’re as good as you can be
i’m feeling max-well right now.
max-well by jucktheduck3 May 23, 2026
Go to the grocery store and dash-well
Dash-well by Max-dashwell May 23, 2026
Go to the grocery store and dash-well
Dash-well by Max-dashwell May 23, 2026

the age of well-behaving animals 

The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.

In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.

infinite square well 

the stock market; Wall Street; in specific circumstances a reference to the Senate, House, or for that matter any government administration.
man ya'll be puttin too much money into that infinite square well shit
infinite square well by log August 1, 2012

medicine you digest so well lately 

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.
mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself.