cum slurping lips

A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.

Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!

cum slurping lips by Thachosenoneee November 7, 2019

Slurpies 

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.

"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."

Slurpies by Bartles June 6, 2013

The Slurping 

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

The Slurping by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

slurping cox 

Also known as "Cockethy." A slurping cox is a person who licks sweetcorn directly off a penis.

"Hi there Ed, fancy a bit of slurping cox, oh and you too Malik"

slurping cox by Brim March 31, 2005

slurpie burpie 

The unpleasantly foamy belch that occurs when one is slurping a slurpie.

"I would have said something, but I had a major slurpie burpie from that Icee I was sipping."

slurpie burpie by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009

surpise 

An even better surprise.

Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.

surpise by cfrieds January 14, 2016

hungarian slurpie 

when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.

Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.

hungarian slurpie by D-man choo November 11, 2009