Gargoyle 

The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.

I was bored, so I got into a gargoyle and busted a nut.

Gargoyle by neelzo September 27, 2008

gargoyle 

also a person with a ugly face or facial feature

a fat person with a fat face

gargoyle by gomer February 28, 2004

Genital Gargoyle 

1. An unsightly growth on the genital area, usually caused by unprotected sexual activity.

See also cock goblin

2. An ugly or phallic building ornament.

Gerald would have scored with the ladies far more often, if only he could have his GENITAL GARGOYLE removed.

Genital Gargoyle by Meat January 27, 2003

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

gargoyle glonk by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

gargoyle 

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all

gargoyle by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

gargoolian 

a pizza roll stuffed with fumunda cheese

mmmm this gargoolian is awsome

gargoolian by Dawgz August 4, 2007

That's so gargoyles 

When someone says something stupid and you have absolutely no remark that would fully explain your disappointment in them.

Tom: So did you ever text that hot girl from the club that gave you her number?

Dave: Yeah, she said she didnt remember me.

Tom: Ouch. That's so gargoyles.

That's so gargoyles by JamesCrowe4 May 2, 2010