Christian porn 

An elusive genre of pornography deemed non-sinful by some slightly less repressed Christian sects on account of it shows actual Christian married couples portraying the parts of actual Christian married couples engaging in the limited set of Bible-approved reproductive sexual activities, for the purpose of providing instruction to purchasers, also supposedly actual Christian married couples. Christian porn films are made under very strict guidelines, and are not to be found at the local pornorama, where they might fall into the hands of masturbating heathens.

I tried to get hold of of some Christian porn, but they wouldn't give me any cause I'm not married. Or Christian. So fuck them.

Christian porn by pandeism October 1, 2010

Christian booty call 

An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.

"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."

Christian booty call by Reggie Das Vall May 8, 2008

christian cage 

Pro wrestler formerly known as Christian in the WWE. Left for TNA after repeatedly being screwed over by WWE management despite repeatedly proving himself. He will help lead a revolution that will bring TNA past the WWE one day. His finisher is still the unprettier and he promises to become NWA champion and beat Jarret

guy: hey, is that Christian im looking at on TNA?
girl: yeah, but now hes called Christian Cage

christian cage by T-Rev in the house November 18, 2005

Chrissy 

A beautiful girl. Always in a relationship. Should keep her if you have her and if you lost her you lost a diamond! Don't f**k with her cause if you do she'll make you regret it big time. May be kind of a flirt but when she does love it's the best thing in the world.

"Man I should've told Chrissy how I felt"

Chrissy by Koreankieran August 28, 2016

Christian Siriano 

The ferice winner of Project Runway season 4.
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.

FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.

:)

'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'

that Christian Siriano...one hot feirce bitch.

Christian Siriano by mclaura March 11, 2008

Christiaan 

Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!

All the girls want to have sex with christiaan

Christiaan by u good bro? May 16, 2019

Faith Christian Academy 

Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”

“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”

Faith Christian Academy by anonymous September 26, 2019