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couch cheetos 

When you're desperate for food, just go searching through the couch cushions for a meal!

usually noticable when a large woman stands up from sitting on the couch, with the powdery cheese stuff from the cheetos stuck to the rear of her clothes..sometimes maybe even an entire actual cheeto smushed into her flab that she doesn't notice.
Annie was so hungry that when she awoke, she dropped down on all fours, paying special attention to the underside of the couch, for sustenance..mm, couch cheetos.
couch cheetos by *smiles* June 6, 2004
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Chocolate Cheetos 

Something my friend Steve eats in his free-time
Steve loves to gobble down chocolate cheetos every Tuesday night.

stepping on cheetos

Essentially the epitome of high school. No other time in life does one constantly step on food every time they walk besides in the awkward stage of high school. Cheetos specifically pertain to high school, seeing as they are just about the most juvenile snack someone can crunch on. The word can also refer to any other ridiculous aspect of life which is unique to a high school campus.
Nicole: "Ew,I just stepped on a cheeto or something."
Sara: "What other time in life do you step on cheetos?"
Nicole: "That's all high school is: Stepping on Cheetos."
Sara: "Get me out of here."

Green Cheetos 

Lets go smoke some green cheetos
Green Cheetos by Eazy-E P.T.C December 12, 2009

Bag of Cheetos 

What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.
Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!

Eating Cheetos 

The act of rounding up all the homeless people of the neighborhood, sedating them with free booze, and then chopping off and consuming their genitals. Usually done for sexual pleasure.
That guy Ed went to jail for Eating Cheetos, but at least nobody hassled me for spare change today.
Eating Cheetos by Chester Cheetah February 9, 2007

hot cheetos 

A sexy redheaded chick. Can be used as a noun or an exclamation.
Last night at the bar, my buddy told me to check out this ginger. Hot cheetos!