Einstein

The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.

Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.

Einstein by xSatansAmbitionx September 19, 2006

einsteins theory of relativity 

A theory by a man called Albert Einsteins (with a crazy hairstylist) which clearly defines :
0. E = MC^2, thats E for energy, M for mass and C for speed of light!
1. No matter can excede the speed of light
2. Speed of light is constant for all, irrespective of their motion.
3. You can not go back in time and have sex with elvis or anyone for that matter!

Some parts of the theory are still unproven practically, but only proven theorotically

Girl 1 : I wanna have sex with elvis!
Girl 2 : Sorry babe! Einstein won't let ya!
Girl 1 : WTF is this enistein?
Girl 2 : Read this you dumbass, E=MC^2.. and so on..
Girl 1 : So its all because of the bloody einsteins theory of relativity, damn
Girl 2 : And we can't do anything about that bastard!

einsteins theory of relativity by Aky July 18, 2006

einstein dummy head

a stupid person. a retard. an idiot.

The class is so easy, even an einstein dummy head can pass it.

einstein dummy head by Matt aka Sergio November 27, 2006

Einsteins 

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.

"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"

Einsteins by Evil Doll December 12, 2006

Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.

WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein

Einstein by gohan9001 December 14, 2008

Einstein

Oral sex.

Look at Maria's lips. I'm tryin to get some Einstein from her.

Einstein by Dsxpress March 26, 2010

Nano Einstein 

One devoid of general cultural knowledge but possessing extensive learning in an incredibly microscopic field of study.

General Culture Dude: "Hey Man, did you catch that awesome Giants Pats game on Sunday?"

Nano Einstein: "No, I'm not a fan of Hockey, but I did read a fascinating field study on Sitka Spruce polyps' chlorophyll depletion rates."

Nano Einstein by Sniglet Jr. the Third. January 11, 2008