Masturbae 

Your primary source of stimulation.

I've never touched her, but she's my masturbae.

Masturbae by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015

Masturbation 

The act of pleasuring yourself through fingers on hand motions

Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good

Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said

Girl:I love masturbation

Masturbation by DatHorseBoi July 9, 2018

masturbation 

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.

i wonder if mr. rogers ever rocked his casbah..hmm masturbation is silly.

masturbation by J Boy August 24, 2009

masturbeer 

1. Dutch word for: I "masturbate"

2. Masturbating while having a beer.

3. Masturbating using beer.

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."

2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...

masturbeer by MrSecret September 17, 2010

Masturbeethoven

Pleasing yourself while listening to Classical Music

"Jonny was really into classical music. But I didn't realise he was THAT into it; I caught him Masturbeethoven last night"

Masturbeethoven by zAerokill July 16, 2013

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

Masturbating Zach Style by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

masturbation in retaliation 

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.

JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION

masturbation in retaliation by JohnnyYou love him to like him July 2, 2016