nipple zit 

When you find yourself looking at what appears to be a third nipple but when you touch it pus comes out and you calm down with the relief of knowing your not a freek.

Dude you look really tired.

I know I was up all night with my nipple zit. I was poking it for hours. When I found out it was just a zit, I fapped the rest of the night to celebrate.

Cool I did that last week.

nipple zit by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011

Shit Zit 

A hemorrhoid

Dude, I have a bad case of the shit zits...I can't even sit down!

Shit Zit by GroovyP March 9, 2014

Scrotum Zit 

a catchy little word used to describe someone you can not stand.

"Oh my god, I can not belive you're dating that scrotum zit after everything he did to you!"

Scrotum Zit by AnnaLee July 16, 2008

twat zit 

a zit on a women's vagina. this is a hint that you should clean your vagina..

i have a twat zit and i think i need a douche.

twat zit by casieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 9, 2008

Phantom Zit 

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.

phantom zit

Phantom Zit by mofny March 29, 2012

jewel zit

Another name for those nose studs girls get. Ladies who wear this fashion think a small sparkly cubic zirconium zit on their nose is attractive.

Me: Man! I just entered "jewel zit" in Urban Dictionary and I can't figure out a good way to use it in a dialogue.

Jennifer: Yeah. I have no idea. It's not something you talk about everyday.

Me: Right. Except that we're talking about it right now. Why don't I just use this conversation?

Jennifer: Ok. That works.

jewel zit by daftstrings May 11, 2012

cock zit 

1. A pimple found on the penis.

"My cock zit popped by itself today, and now my underwear is completely soaked in pus."

cock zit by Xwerdna January 5, 2009