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1 - A web site that sucks. A 'Zit' on the Internet. A place you'd love to squeeze until it blasts itself into oblivion.

2 - A web site that's no longer accessible. A page that's been destroyed by intense pressure. What's left after the 'Slashdot Effect'. A site that's been so over loaded, there's nothing left but a greasy smear on some mirror.
You see that stupid zite posted on digg?

Your homepage became a zite after being published on Slashdot.
Zite by Zotter April 9, 2008
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Zite • zitella • Zitey • zitel • zitelli • Zitellona • Ziteng • Zitephobia • ziter • zitereon
Small pimples filled with pustules and dead skin that line peoples faces. They can be found in large clusters.
pimple zit skin gross ugly disgusting zite
Zite by Marckell May 4, 2014
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Zite by Efdis123 July 12, 2023

Zitellona 

An Italian adjective, usually referred to a woman who can't get a boyfriend because of her appearance or her character (sourness, frigidity, shrewish).
Insomma se è stressato da queste continue lamentele decide un suo sostituto, così lui si rilassa, pensa al dà farsi ed evita le sue solite sparate da zitellona.
Zitellona by GR Coward Anonymous November 2, 2007
a beautiful, classy girl and has a lot of potential in life. could wound up being someone who you don’t want to be around one day tho. should always watch your back.
that girl is a zitelli
zitelli by kuulxgg December 26, 2019
Zitel is an abbreviation of chizitelum in Igbo.. she absolutely beautiful with a beautiful eyes, body shape and a Nice smile.... she very smart, intelligent and outspoken.... she doesn’t joke with what she loves.... she likes to stand out .... she is a go-getter.. zitel brings good luck.. a zitel is for keep and Dnt mess with her feeling because she will show you her dark side.
I met zitel today, do you know her?

Yes! That girl with the prettiest face! I love because her beauty lights up the room when she walks in
zitel by Angelbenjen November 24, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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