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toothpick 

The utter proof that society has lost it's head.
Have you ever read the wrapper of a toothpick?
No?
Well you might find that that clears it up for you.
toothpick by [GUC] a monkey August 11, 2003

A toothpick a day 

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.
Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

toothpick 

What resembles tyson's dick
hey toothpick boy!
toothpick by Josh March 23, 2004

Toothpicks 

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird
Would you like a toothpick for xmas???
Toothpicks by Michelle December 12, 2003

Chinese Toothpick 

a chinese mans dick i.e small
that guy put his chinese toothpick in her mouth.

Toothpick 

Jen toothpicked me while giving me head.