jolly rancher 

lamer; homosexual

er1c is a jolly rancher.

jolly rancher by hacker February 22, 2003

Jolly Rancher Eyes 

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)

I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.

Jolly Rancher Eyes by Nathan216 October 20, 2008

Jolly Rancher Status 

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

Jolly Rancher Status by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Slime Rancher 

When you fuck in a slime pool

Hey Babe Do you want to try out Slime Rancher

Slime Rancher by DakaDa th fucker February 6, 2020

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

rod rancher by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Huber rancher 

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

Huber rancher by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

Honda rancher 420 

A Honda rancher 420 is a 4x4 utility atv and is a all around tuff four wheeler can tackle many terrains and is even resilient enogh to be wrecked into telephone cable anchor and still be good enough to ride home minus minor injuries.

I was trying to watch my friend ride his Honda recon when all the sudden my Honda rancher 420 tried to throw me off after hitting a telephone pole cable anchor.

Honda rancher 420 by Eatthat445 February 12, 2019