2 definitions by General Lee A. Dumas
A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 02, 2013
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When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.
by General Lee A. Dumas December 02, 2013
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