hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

hopsital by QuacksO November 21, 2019

Hopscotching 

A description of the practice in male masturbation of enveloping the cock within the ballsack and grinding the balls against the erect penile shaft to reach climax

Dude I saw that homeless guy hopscotching the fuck out of his meat this morning on the way to work

Hopscotching by Roguefondler69 February 22, 2023

chinese hopscotch 

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

chinese hopscotch by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

Hopscotching 

Using bicycle sharing programs in which there is a time restriction for trips, hopscotching is jumping between bicycle stations to keep your entire trip under the time limit.

Daisychaining your trip by checking in at several stations over the course of one bicycle rental time.

I'm hopscotching from Southwest DC to get to Rosslyn, it'll take me 45 minutes! I'll check in at the Kennedy Center.

Hopscotching by BikesterDC March 14, 2011

hopscotch 

A mixture of beer and scotch.

Never drink hopscotch.

hopscotch by assmurderer September 3, 2011

hopster 

An individual who has defined taste in mainstream pop consumerism.

In direct opposition with "hipsters" who thrive on terms like "independant" "artistic" "self-expression" "different" , the hopster lies at the core of the mass media and enjoys to be defined as "commercial" "popular" or even "sell out".

"At the Justin Bieber concert there was tons of tweens, but also a few hopsters." - Nightlife Journalist

"I hate those hopsters, always talking loudly about shitty beer ads when we try to discuss art." - A random passerby heard in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

hopster by Jimonesco October 21, 2010

hopscotch 

A euphemism for sex.

"Damn, I'm trying to play me some hopscotch with this girl tonight.."

"Yo, why the hell is Alex the only one hopscotching it up right now?!! Fuck that!!"

hopscotch by John Lovelady January 7, 2008