MLIPW 

MLIPW: My Life Is Piggy Whipped; to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

MLIPW by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011

mlomlep 

A licking motion of the tongue similar to mlem or blep. Usually done by animals, particularly cats and dogs, and to catch a mlomlep on camera is a rare moment.

My cat just mlomlep'd in the cutest way.

mlomlep by meowlnir August 25, 2018

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq 

That's it! you've broken the 9th dimension of boredom! This person reading this has reached the max state if boredom! In his head he thought.

John: What if I type qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp like a zigzag on a keyboard!
Francis: You know what nobody has ever done?!?
John: What?
Francis: Doing it backwards!! Like mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq!
John: But you started from the bottom "M"
Francis: Who cares?

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq by Sicnarf47 March 21, 2017

MLAM 

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018

mloggy 

To have the urge to mlog; to feel it necessary to begin mlogging something at that very moment.

You know what? I feel very mloggy today, I think I'll mlog an entire book to my favorite website!

mloggy by Tyra Williams May 30, 2010

mlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnkjhgfds

Hmm... obv it's typed when u were bored :v
But i'm the first to find it in urban dictionary

have u ever tried typing mlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnkjhgfds ??

mlpoiuytrewqazxcvbnkjhgfds by I'm just bored rn December 5, 2019

mlem 

Mlem: (adjective) the sound affect it makes when a tongue exits and re-enters the mouth.

ex: the cat mlem'd all day

mlem by Macrofez December 8, 2015