An Elmer
A parent who always keep their child glued to their side. They never let them do anything or go anywhere.
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helmeted elmer
A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
helmeted elmer by frogqweef July 16, 2024
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Brandon Elmer Skidmore
The cutest and silliest man to ever roam the state of West Virginia. Born with the nicest voice and most holdable hands.
Brandon Elmer Skidmore by M. T. Vanity December 19, 2024
The Elder Wand
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
The Elder Wand by murribunda December 28, 2021
screen-elder
An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
screen-elder by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017
elder McKinley
elder McKinley by Scott is lit af fam August 2, 2017