amber alert

When your woman falls asleep while you're eating her pussy and she farts in your mouth

He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth for a second time that night after receiving a full-on Amber alert

by frogqweef July 07, 2024

poopy tuna

Its what a woman makes when she wipes back to front

Is it just me or did that woman sitting in front of us on the bus smell like she made herself a fresh batch of poopy tuna this morning cause I could swear when she sat down I got an overpowering smell of pussy but there was a strong over whiff of poop with it

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

a reigleman

The fart taste that lingers in your mouth after your woman farts in it while eating her pussy

"Fuck dude, it tastes like somebody took a giant crap in my mouth and I don't know why"

"Fuck bro, didn't you tell me earlier that a couple hours after humping on your wife that you still had " a reigleman"

by frogqweef July 24, 2024

helmeted elmer

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

by frogqweef July 16, 2024

Clam lava

When you qweef and a little bit of last nights leftovers ooze out

If you're hungry you can blow some air up my pussy and i can hook you up with some clam lava

by frogqweef January 12, 2023