Long Island Steamer 

the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.

Don't fuck around with Madeline or she'll plant a Long Island Steamer on you, bi-otch!

Long Island Steamer by You aint shit, honey! May 25, 2006

Canadian steamer ham sandwich 

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

Canadian steamer ham sandwich by zsherm February 25, 2007

Steamen 

When you ejaculate in a hot tub

Jack released his steamen

Steamen by Chasadia April 22, 2019

steamer 

steamer refers to who is just a piece of shit, it also sounds a little racist (to any race) so it’s fun to crack some steamer’s.

Ex: “ Hey Rob you’re a filthy fucking steamer!”

steamer by louiecifer April 17, 2020

Parkdale Steamer 

New England Steamer without the Charlston Chews.

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New England Steamer

So, I woke up this morning and told that Honey-Bun I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned Parkdale Steamer in my bed!

Parkdale Steamer by Japp & Rawk December 13, 2003

stammering steamer 

hangover diarrhea

"Funknasty in there with his shovel doin the stammering steamer."

stammering steamer by noixz January 14, 2009

Clydesdale Steamer 

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

Clydesdale Steamer by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010