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Mega-twelve

A twelve year old that acts older then they are
My daughter is so mega-twelve
Mega-twelve by Lolaoliviabell October 21, 2025
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Mega Knight

Mega Knight is a Legendary card in the game Clash Royale. It has area damage upon placing, and when charging, which consists of jumping.

This card is overwhelming, and easily one of the strongest cards in the game, thus why the majority of the players refer to people who use them as "gay", which is just a way of saying that this card is indeed quite overwhelming and hard to defend against.
Mega Knight by 67SKIBIDITOILET November 1, 2025

freddys mega roleplay 

go play freddys mega roleplay by averageant

a mega pint 

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

A Mega Knight User 

A person who is legitimately a cuck and should be condemned to hell.
Person 1: Fuck he's A Mega Knight User. Go to hell bastard.
Person 2. Ez, GG, insert emote spam
A Mega Knight User by Zynilical August 11, 2021

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'