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stoop waffle 

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.
Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle
stoop waffle by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."
Stoop Mongrel by Juan February 17, 2005

stoop stalker 

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.
stoop stalker by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

Stoop-ed 

A colloquel term for the well known 'skateboard'
Used throughout the youth of Guernsey, commonly used to describe both the adjective and noun
Wanna go Stoop-ed tonight?
Pass my Stoop-ed a minute
Stoop-ed rules!
Stoop-ed, the best invention since melted cheese
Stoop-ed by Craig Corlett August 28, 2008

Stoop Stoops 

n; A really stupid person, used for emphasis; Stephen D.
Stoop Stoops by blaablaaablaaaa November 10, 2010

stoop & droop 

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...
(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!
stoop & droop by Da B@T February 8, 2009