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Scoot'in poop'in 

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.
Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in
Related Words

Scoot Job 

If you have to ask you can't handle it.
Ben Jackson gives the worlds best scoot job.
Scoot Job by scootjob223 September 10, 2011

scoot ass 

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.
Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.
scoot ass by Bastard December 1, 2002

scoot 'n shoot 

A sick maneuver attempted by those playing Gears of War, in which the player goes into a run, gets right up next to their opponent, then pulls the trigger with shotty. Guaranteed to blow them into pieces every time.
*note:
often cooler when you dive backwards after performing a scoot 'n shoot
Haha I've scoot 'n shoot'd that PlayinPro2121 kid 3 rounds in a row!
scoot 'n shoot by RomeDogg February 25, 2008

Scoot the pooch 

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.
"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"
Scoot the pooch by Tragonan January 22, 2009

Scoot gang 

Look those kids are riding scooters they must be in a scoot gang
Scoot gang by Macdaddymason December 20, 2017