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Raine & Clementine 

Two friends who LOVE poisonous plants. And they keep on accusing one another of being "not straight" but aren't homophobic. They like dark humor. And death. But they appreciate life. And rain. And they keep on trying to tap the other on the head. It's a war. Raine may or may not have a crush on her friend. Also Raine has just started appreciating hugs and Clementine is shocked to death. Clementine is RLY smart.
Clementine: Raine has a crush on Evelyn.
Evelyn: Yep!
Raine: WHAT IN THE GOOD WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
Clementine: You haven't denied it yet...
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(8 am)
Clementine says smth random
Raine: Oh, poor thing, you're so tired that you cant think straight!
Clementine: Yup I'm not thinking straight.
Raine: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT???
Clementine suddenly wakes up and the two argue for 30 sec.
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Evelyn, Ellis, Lili, and Bianca: Wow this essay is dark... too much death. Oh wait, Raine and Clementine teamed up again. Explains the use of poisonous plants.
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*Clementine and Raine start running after one another in a tapping war*
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Those 2 friends who LOVE poisonous plants. hmmmmm, must be Raine & Clementine

Raini Rodriguez 

Person 1: Name one person more iconic than Beyoncé
Person 2: Raini Rodriguez

Person 3: Raini Rodriguez saved me

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

it's raining tacos 

there is not a thing in this universe that is better or will be better than the masterpiece that is "it's raining tacos" song, and the person who made it continually tries to top it, but nothing will ever top it, this is truly a gift from God

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Rainier Sky 

A dumb-ass animator who also plays minecraft and other video games. Well known for that one Mr. Hopps Cradles Animation that blew up, but hates that video very much.
Person 1: "You know Rainier Sky? The youtube animator?
Person 2: "Yeah why?"
Person 1: "It's me. I'm Rainier Sky and I made this post."
Person 2: "oh shit"
Rainier Sky by rainiersky November 14, 2020