Tokyo Ghoul 

Just read the manga it’s so much better

Person one: I was thinking I might watch Tokyo ghoul it looks goo-
Person two: JUST READ THE MANGA!

Tokyo Ghoul by anonymous February 22, 2021

They Took Our Jobs! 

As seen in South Park when people from the future came and took their jobs for less

Darryl Weathers: All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? pause
Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!

Men: randomly They took our jobs!

Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!

They Took Our Jobs! by Gooback August 1, 2004

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly 

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.

1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react

oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

My body took a screenshot by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021

took a cab from Burnsville 

“Took a cab from Burnsville” is synonymous with being penny wise and dollar foolish. In Minneapolis Minnesota a national fried chicken chain advertised a one day chicken special. When it was discovered the only local Minneapolis store did not honor the national special local TV crews went onto the scene to get footage of the patron’s disappointment. One of the patrons interviewed complained loudly "I took a cab from Burnsville" which is a distant suburb of Minneapolis where the expense of a cab ride would be many magnitudes times the savings of the chicken special.

I took a cab from Burnsville to get cheap movie tickets.

took a cab from Burnsville by pennywiseJoe July 12, 2016

tokoya 

Is a girl name The best person in the world. She is a bad bicth so dont get on her bad side or she you make your live living hell. She is kind when she needs to be and you can tell her anything. She will keep your secret but if you are mean to anyone she loves she will end you. She is the best friend you will ever have and she is a loyal girlfriend dont let her fool you bc deep down she is a kind and loving person. Even when she seems mean.

Tokoya is a brat but I love her.

tokoya by No name ? December 21, 2019