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cumming yourself

When a male gets a full erection when they see something they like and it comes out
Jaquan cumming yourself in class when he saw something he liked
cumming yourself by queen_santrice October 13, 2017

crumbing 

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.
She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.
crumbing by sassymchateful January 2, 2009

crumbing 

To be eating and dropping crumbs on the ground as one travels.

See Hanseling or Greteling.
Stop crumbing all over my house you Hansel!
crumbing by Candycasa November 24, 2009
A literal abbreviation of 'cat rimming'.

To rim a cat.
"Dude, that isn't a cold sore. Jason's been crimming Felix and his moustache is full of dangleberries."
crimming by Lieut. Tyrone Slothrop February 8, 2008

i'm cumming right now! 

A girl says when she has an orgasm
Girl: *moaning* ooh god... yes.. yes... yes! I'm cumming right now! Cum in me daddy! Fuck me!
Guy: *moans as he cums hard*

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."