coonered 

The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.

“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”

“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”

coonered by poggerchampion December 22, 2020

Square Cornered 

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

Square Cornered by Mgamerz June 23, 2010

three cornered wig 

A term used to describe a womans unshaven vaginal area...
a three cornerd wig is usually found on the more meatier type of woman, and generally packed solid with thick dark curly hair....a.k.a big hairy twat hole.

fokin hell mate, i had her on her back legs wide open and it looked like her gash was wearing a three cornered wig.

three cornered wig by badboy2011 July 5, 2011

Costnered 

To take something simple and make it complicated. Often in a very expensive and time-consuming way.

I asked for a cup of milk and instead he talked to me about the history of dairy farming for about six hours and I never got my milk. He costnered the shit out of that milk!

Costnered by Werdanagam February 27, 2017

coroner drop 

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

coroner drop by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

coroneries 

Heart and arterial surgeries performed by a coroner.

Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!

coroneries by QuacksO November 16, 2018

coronized 

The act of being infected with coronavirus.

You have been coronized

coronized by fallenriver March 12, 2020