Sparrowhawk

The absolute worst variation of a joke that could ever, in all existence and time, occur. Usually performed by a specific person, see retard, hairy for more details. If you succeedingly accomplish a sparrowhawk, also identified as a "SH," surrounding persons are free to completely silence, injure, or at greater extents permenantly damage/disable the Sparrowhawk-er. A sparrowhawk could possibly be compared to a dud, joke assasin, only multiplied to an extreme extent.

"So th-"
"Please, save yourself before you Sparrowhawk, as you regullarly do, before I take that stapler, which should surely save you if you proceed."

Sparrowhawk by Don't SH me. January 12, 2005

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Sparrowhawk

Uncertain of exact species, the self-proclaimed "sparrowhawk" is one of a most alarming interest. Though he appears human for the majority of the day, if someone drops a roll, the wings come out. The sparrowhawk has a very limited vocabulary, so anything he says tends to be very memorable, and often nonsensical. Please, please, please, if you see the green coat, fag in mouth and another in hand (other hand rolling a third, identical fag), just steer clear, avoid eye contact, and remember: if it's grey, obey, if it's brown, roll down town, or may the lord have mercy on you.

Sparrowhawk: I am the old!
Sparrowhawk (same day, same time of day): don't be the old!
Sparrowhawk (sparrowhawk): it's a nice roll!

Sparrowhawk by Fuck headson December 3, 2019

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Sparrowhk

This guy who runs the runescape clan "Judgement". Unkown Gender, presumingly a 60 year old Female. It is said she/he never sleeps at night, but instead recharges during the day. Properly Gay.

I think that guy Sparrowhk is a woman.

Sparrowhk by Bizzmart April 16, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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