fogl

fell on ground laughing

guy1: why did the chicken cross the road
guy2:why
guy1:to get to the other side
guy2:fogl

fogl by cypher11 March 13, 2010

FOGL

Fear of getting lost

“James, you just don’t wanna go to the show in Chicago because you won’t know where to go or how to get back home.”
“That ain’t true!”
“Yeah, it is! You have what we call ‘FOGL.’”

FOGL by jimmy infamous May 4, 2026

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

fogle by Prankster October 1, 2015

Jared Fogle 

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Foglebyte 

1 Foglebyte ≈ 5 Terrabyte

The amount of cp that gives you a 12 -year prison sentence

I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp

Foglebyte by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021

Foglexiya 

A general term for disorders that involve difficulty in coming up with decent comeback lines or punch lines. Sufferers usually talk nonsense without even knowing it.

That comeback line was so lame because he suffers from Foglexiya

Foglexiya by Weiss hars May 6, 2014

Foglioed 

When you flame someone so bad, They want to cry.

Yooo, Joe just Foglioed the shit out this frail ass bitch Garrett

Foglioed by KSwag June 12, 2012