swurtle 

Cool way of saying turtle

Hey swurtle

swurtle by Mustang1004 April 9, 2015

snurtle 

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

snurtle by Gregles January 1, 2009

Spurtle 

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

Spurtle by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Shurtleffed 

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

Shurtleffed by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

squrtle 

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

squrtle by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

spurtle 

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

spurtle by spud August 14, 2003

sturtle 

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut

heather is a sturtle

sturtle by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010