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Shane McCutcheon

the hot, androgynous character on The L word, Showtime's most watched show.

what we know about the character Shane thus far:
Shane and her "friend" Clive "turned tricks" on Santa Monica Blv. for six months, But she'd only do handjobs and was passed off as a boy. She grew up in foster care, her mother sent her there when she was 10, but she still loves her mother. She had a dog named Remy, but never a hamster. She has a brother, but never met him. She's afraid of love, and it's all sheri jaffe's fault. She and Jenny would be perfect for eachother, but they're to blind to see it, so at this point in time she's with carmen, to whom she recently said "I love you" to. And she believes in God.

age: 26
Height: 5'8"
body type: slender (skin and bones)
religion: catholic
Orientation: lesbian (very, very lesbian)
Shane McCutcheon: liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

Brogan McCutcheon 

Brogan McCutcheon is Guff. Brogan Guff McCutcheon
Brogan McCutcheon by Batman729 October 18, 2021

Nicholas Mccutcheon 

A boy who likes his PUSSY nice and tight. Also liked girls with fat ASSES and big TITTIES. Has a big love for MINECRAFT and absolutely hates FORTNITE. Also would seal you chick at any moment so try and keep him away from you girls.
EWWW, did you see what Nicholas Mccutcheon was wearing, he looks like a whole Walmart store!"

Robert McCutcheon 

That’s person dose not give a shit like Robert McCutcheon

Shane Mccutcheon syndrome

A phenomenon that lesbians often face in straight spaces, especially if they're androgynous or more masculine. Suddenly all the straight girls are willing to experiment with their sexuality!
"tell me Jessica, why do these straight girls with husbands and boyfriends think I'm their escape route?" "omg girl I think you have Shane Mccutcheon syndrome!"

Andrew McCutchen

Baseball player for the Pittsburgh Pirates, faster than a gazelle, sick dreads. Wears his hat in a ridiculous manner. Could be the messiah of the Buccos. He is known for his calm demeanor. His helmet falls off when he runs for extra bases, and/or when running from first or second base to home. His hometown is listed as somewhere in Florida, but he is most definitely from a planet called Krypton. He has sometimes been referred to as 'McClutchen', for his various walkoff hits/home runs. Also referred to as "Cutch."

Do whatever you can to spread a nickname for him, "The Flying Cutchman."
Bucs fan: Dude, did you see Cutch's triple last night?

Other Bucs fan: No, he was going too fast. All i saw was his helmet laying between first and second. Andrew McCutchen is a man among boys; he should have his own holiday.
Andrew McCutchen by flyingcutchman September 25, 2009