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When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!
Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.
Nigeled by Captain tickler August 30, 2017
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Nigella Express 

Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light.
Wanking by light for quick gratification "Nigella Express"
Nigella Express by Janinsbrown August 5, 2009

Nigella Lawson 

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.
Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?
Nigella Lawson by JSV24 August 2, 2008
a very nice and sweet girl. Very athletic but can be lazy at times. Great support systems and awesome friends. also the sometimes think that they are not pretty, but in reality they are stunning.Can have blonde moments but that is sometimes regular.
Wow that girl is hot," "She must be a Nikelle.
Nikelle by gichigichimoo August 25, 2010

Nigella Lawson 

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.
I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner
Nigella Lawson by sahboh11 November 30, 2011

nigellated 

To be excluded from a group

I believe it came from Australia
Often used by young people in US to mean someone is/was excluded from a group usually as soft punishment
He's been so nigellated, he never even asks to go with us anymore.
nigellated by DocBrown February 28, 2005