Yellow 5

An ingredient in many foods and drinks, most popularly known to be in Mountain Dew, but can also be found in tic-tacs.

An Urban Myth states that this shrinks your testicles.

Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Samantha: "Why are you drinking that Mountain Dew, don't you know it has Yellow 5 in it?"
Andrew: "Do you honestly think they would sell a product that shrinks your testicles and not even put a warning label on it, or even sell something like that at all?"
Samantha: "Oh... I never thought of it that way"

Yellow 5 by Brass Monkey April 21, 2005

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yellow 5

tartrazine, a synthetic, yellow dye used in many food products and attributed to hyperactivity in children

Yellow 5 is used in mountain dew so much that it led to the development of an urban legend about it causing the testicals to shrink.

yellow 5 by Light Joker January 2, 2006

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Yellow 5

Not only shrinks tesiticles. its been scientifically proven to reduce penis size as well.

I drank mtn dew with Yellow 5 and now i'm 2in.

Yellow 5 by digerra December 25, 2005

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yellow 5

food coloring that shrinks ur testicles.

thank god those free cookies at the supermarket said yellow 5 free. now i dont have to worry about my testicles shrinking.

yellow 5 by moon August 1, 2004

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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