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Function: verb
1. To spoon forcefully or aggressively
2. To spoon without consent
I'm going to melonball you whether you like it or not.
melonball by Sean_ February 5, 2008
the dastardly trick of distracting someone in public for long enough to put your testicles in their drink and then return to the bar.
the luchadors de muerto are playing at pearl, hide your drinks, they're melonballers.
melonball by t-diddy October 12, 2004
A fruity, easy-to-drink cocktail made from melon liqueur, vodka, and pineapple juice. Traditionally served in a tall glass, but bars and clubs often serve them as high-profit, low alcohol shooters paraded around on a tray by a waitress whose attractiveness increases steadily as the night wears on.
Boilermakers? No no, my friend. You're too lightweight for that, better stick to the melonballs or ginger ale.
melonball by AnthemOne July 2, 2006
the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)
i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead
melonball by chocomel July 21, 2004

Melonball-Tittyballs 

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

mellonballing 

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.
mellonballing by spammmee April 15, 2005