Fudunking 

To withdraw your penis from your pants and slap a sleeping person with it. If achieved successfully, you will leave a bruise or black eye.

While David slept softly, Douglas crept up behind him and performed the most epic Fudunking of his life. David looked as though he had 'run into the door knob' once again.

Fudunking by LRopeADope June 8, 2017

fuuking 

When people can't spell fucking right in private fearless' comments

"Fuuking kiid fuuking"

fuuking by Top kek m9 June 27, 2016

Faducking 

in a high degree; extremely; exceedingly: I faducking miss you.
2.
(used as an intensive emphasizing superlatives or stressing identity or oppositeness): the faducking best thing ever.

Yo Alex, check dis, I faducking love yer!

Faducking by Kernowz April 1, 2010

Funking Prink

Taken from the out-takes of a lovely, British film about zombies.

Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.

Funk off you funking prink

Your dad's a funking prink

Funking Prink by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005

fabunking 

being intoxicated while face-booking... posting or commenting on face book while drunk or high

I'm sorry for posting you were a fucking douche biscuit who sucks homeless cocks. I was totally fabunking.

fabunking by lechbarh January 19, 2011

Frunking Cunker 

To say "Fucking Cunt" in a way without others knowing

My teacher gave us homework for the 4th night in a row so when she walked by I call her a "Frunking Cunker"

Frunking Cunker by Taylor Coverdale February 26, 2011

funking 

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

funking by Marjaan. May 1, 2008