shlonked 

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonked 

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

Shlonked by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

shlonked 

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shlonkey 

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

shlonkey by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Shtonked 

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

Shtonked by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019