gyllene 

A loud mouth twat with a fucking weird name. Better known as a breed of horse, or the act of having shit forced up the sexual partners nose.

Becky: dan totally gyllene'd me last night!

gyllene by kerriloljknipple November 25, 2013

jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021

gyllenhaalic 

obsessive fans of Jake Gyllenhaal.

She is such a Gyllenhaalic...she watches Donnie Darko at least 5 times a week.

gyllenhaalic by Jen Y December 18, 2005

gyllenhaalic 

Used by fans of Jake Gyllenhaal, meaning you're totally in love with him and would do everything to meet him.

Also a fanclub.

Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.

gyllenhaalic by ~dominique April 17, 2006

Gyllenswoon 

Any form of showing love for actor Jake Gyllenhaal.

Amanda said "Hey Stephanie! What did you do yesterday?" "Oh, I Gyllenswooned while watching Brokeback Mountain!" Stephanie replied.

Gyllenswoon by Stephanie and Amanda August 27, 2008

gyllenholland

THE PURE ROMANCE OF TOM HOLLAND AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL

I ship gyllenholland!

OMG GYLLENHOLLAND IS GONNA GET MARRIED! LOOK AT JAKE's POST

gyllenholland by -tomhlland October 17, 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal 

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.

Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021