Loai

A hilarious guy who talks a lot. He has the best jokes and commentary. He's tall and EXTREMELY good looking. Loai gives the best hugs, and will always be there for you no matter what. A great listener and advice giver. If you meet a Loai, consider yourself blessed.

Who's the best person you know?
Loai.

Do you know Loai?
Yes, he is the absolute best person I have ever met in my life.

I bet you wish you knew a Loai..

Loai by LoaiThisIsForYou March 15, 2013

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Loai

A skinny & buff guy.

Hey there's Loai.

Loai by LoaiLover March 17, 2013

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Esteban Loaiza

This excellent stunt, is where you spread someone's buttcheeks apart, and place salsa (mild or hot) in the butthole and proceed to eat the salsa with your tortilla chips or Fritos Scoops.

mmm I sure could go for and esteban loaiza right about now

Esteban Loaiza by Neal December 4, 2003

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Esteban Loaiza

It takes a lot of talent and guts to be able to pull off this risky move. IF your giving a girl a rim job you carefully pour salsa into her ass, get a bag of chips and continue to eat her ass with chips.

I was hungry and wanted some action so i decided on the Estaban Loaiza

Esteban Loaiza by Steve December 7, 2003

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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