Ancestry.com 

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

ancestry.com 

The top dating site of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, New Jersey, Ohio, Missouri, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Iowa, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska

Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.

ancestry.com by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019

Ancestry.com nerd 

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Ancestry.com nerd by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

Ancestory.com 

A dating website for rednecks to find out which cousin to fuck next

Person 1- You should go on a dating website and find someone besides your sister
Redneck- okay, I'll go on Ancestory.com!
Person 1- why?
Redneck- to fuck my other relatives besides my sister
Person 1- why do I still hang out with you..

Ancestory.com by GeekyFireheart July 25, 2018