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Toiletry
A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.
Example of Toiletry:
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
nobody told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water...
then right before i feel i've teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 John Jenkins
Toiletry by Mr. Big Bad Small Good Parched Anus Jenkins December 26, 2008
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Toiletboy
A boy or man usually Gay that is submissive and a slave to a Master or Dom and enjoys Gay Sex in toilets, cottages or kept at home to serve as a toilet. A Gay Sex Pig, like a Pissboy that drinks piss from boys cocks or is pissed over for sexual pleasure. A Toiletboy becomes the toilet himself. he drinks piss from cocks, urinals and toilets. Licks dirty toilets and drinks piss and or eats shit. He farms Shit, Scat from toilets to eat later.
Toiletboy by yellowboy16 July 8, 2010
toiletry
A word used on having to attempt more than once to go to the bathroom to finish off what you have to do (usually referred to for pooping / shitting). Sometimes when you have to have a shit, it just isn't as easy as you thought it would be. You would give up and attempt to go to the toilet again. Hence, the word toilet and try combined to make the word.
I felt it comin', I really needed to go! So I went to the toilet and it turned out I needed not just 1 toiletry but 2 toiletries to get it out of me. That shit really fooled me!
toiletry by KingofDefinitions May 21, 2019
toiletfloatie
1.One who is so exceptionally repugnant that they are reminiscent of the fecal matter that remains in the toilet bowl after it has been flushed.
2. insulting phrase originally coined to describe the incessantly repulsive and annoying behavior of others.
2. insulting phrase originally coined to describe the incessantly repulsive and annoying behavior of others.
I wish that toiletfloatie would stop making passes at me!
That toiletfloatie tells the most disgusting, humorless jokes!
That toiletfloatie tells the most disgusting, humorless jokes!
toiletfloatie by Heather Hartzell-Robbins January 26, 2004
toiletiquette
an accepted bathroom code for proper use of public restrooms. Use of toilet paper around the rim before sitting down, ensuring a pleasant experience for the next user.
toiletiquette by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008