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Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra
Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra is a part of the Team Fortress 2 OST and is used towards the end of the Meet the Spy promotional video. It is a relatively simple song that progressively builds up fear and/or suspense as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds-Wait this was about Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra, not the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Anyway, let's get back to the point.
Ahem. Gentlemen.
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhmm!
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.
...And a knife!
Ooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! Ow! No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you that they were not like me. And nothing, nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What're you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be your mother!
What the-
*Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra intensifies*
Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This Spy has already breached our defenses...
Sentry down!
You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
Raus, raus! (gasp) Nein.
He could even be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me. He could even b-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now. Annnny second... See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.
So we still got problem...
Big problem...
So, who's ready to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
(Team Fortress 2 ending flourish plays, with stabs punctuating the beat)
*Petite Chou-Fleur by Valve Studios Orchestra plays*
Ah, ma petite chou-fleur.
(RED Spy walks away with BLU team's intelligence in tow; fade to black)
Right Behind You by Valve Studios Orchestra by ImaginaryNeon (real) November 5, 2022
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026