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clitically acclaimed

To use a technique that gets women really turned on ie gives them clit induced orgasm.
Nerd: man she keeps complaining tht i can make her cum...wtf do i do?

Wulkure: Honestly, give her atleast an hour of tongue action, it works!! Clitically acclaimed bro!
clitically acclaimed by horneyDEAMON November 20, 2009

clitical 

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.
I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!
clitical by ismirth July 2, 2007

Critication 

Crit·tee·kay·shun

What you recieve when someone critiques you or something that you did.
Kevin: Hey man, I think I might get some golf lessons.

Jay: Why man arn't you good already?

Kevin: Yea, but i think it would be good if someone critiqued my swing.

Jay: Oh you mean you want critication!

Kevin: Yea bro I want critication.

clitical acclaim 

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.
Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."
clitical acclaim by californialuv January 31, 2014

Clitical Hit 

When you hit that spot and you know it.
Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

clitical error 

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) technique while giving oral sex to a woman.
"John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error."