Guy: Today was so shitastic.
Guy
2: What happened?
Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend
dumped me for her stepsister.
Guy 2:
Man that sucks!
Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she
gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone
outta of my car.
Guy 2: That's so shitastic
man!
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Girl:
Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.
Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?
Girl: Well she seemed totally
cool at first, but the I found out
she's been sleeping with my father!