fellowboat 

Too small a gathering to be considered a fellowship.

So few of you pitched up for our fellowship we might as well have called it a fellowboat.
How about we have a fellowboat next Saturday? It will only be the three of us.

fellowboat by Dubz101 October 30, 2012

flowboat

When you piss on your hands but nothing is there

I flowboat in my friends bathroom often.

flowboat by Joshtriceps January 28, 2014

Fellowatio 

when a gentleman gives you a blow

for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, why doesn't he get on his hands and knees and give me jolly good fellowatio.

Fellowatio by jaffaw July 14, 2009