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Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.
Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Steaving 

Staying and leaving at the stay time.
EUball: "What are you doing?"
UKball: "I'm... steaving. Yeah, steaving."

first-world starving 

the state of being super hungry when there's nothing available to eat but lots of food you don't feel like eating.
"Man, I'm hungry! What do we have in the house?"

"Oh, there's pasta, soup, a whole loaf of bread -"

"Nah, that all sounds terrible. God, I'm first-world starving!"

igor stravinsky 

"Ahoy, you know who is Igor Stravinsky?"

Starving nostrils 

Too have a unrelenting need for any snortable drug.
#1 "Whats his name?" #2 "Lee Blundell" #1 "yeah! He the one with the starving nostrils?"

Sturfing 

The art of stoned (web) surfing. When sturfing you always end up with a search result nowhere near to that of which you intended. Re-tracing your sturfer steps to find out how the hell you found this site! Sturfing/Sturfer/Sturfed/Sturf/Sturfsearch
Dude I found this online while sturfing last night, it's funny stuff you gotta have a look. While looking up the weather forecast you find yourself sturfing a 'Cats who look like Hitler' site but you're not sure how you got there. That sturf then leads you to a name generator site and you're now known as ' MagentaBlade Blast Off Pigplanter Kid Playa O'Callaghan' but your friends just call you squeak for short.
Sturfing by rocki peyote June 6, 2009