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June May 

'Model-like' girl which will blow your mind with her extreme retardation and bimbotic-ness. She is short, so short you can't possibly see her right under your nose.

Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
Don't call me a June May, you retard!
June May by abuDan April 26, 2012

January February March April May June July August September October November December 

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.
My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

January February March April May June July August September October November December (2) 

JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored

Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)

May 20-June 3 

On these two weeks you hug your boy best friend every day, just a little something!:)
Fuck yea I’m so ready for May 20-June 3, this is gonna be lit

peter in may and June 

This is where Peter and his team becomes the “super saiyan team” and peter becomes a “total beast” on the field
Peter in may and June is always so good.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026