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An abbreviation for "Her(His) Majesty's Ship" which is used to identify ships of the United Kingdom.
The HMS Victory has just sailed into Plymouth harbour
HMS by Rado December 18, 2004
*posts picture of self* (Tagline) - Not looking good today hms
hms by Shitebag5 May 17, 2015
Ray:wyd
Nicki:Nfn

Ray:tell Taylor hms
Nicki:rd
Hms by K_.gurlđŸ€Ș February 11, 2019
HMS or How Many Stell's is the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.

The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.

NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Lewis: Hey Jake!

Jake: Yeah

Lewis: HMS?

Jake: What her?

Lewis: Yeah the red head!

Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!

Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
HMS by SECbois November 7, 2011
Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.

A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.

Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.

Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.

Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to call in HMS last night.

Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.

Dude: How much did you pay?

Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
HMS by Okix25 December 6, 2011
Hms means “H@ñg myself” and

another term Hys means “H@ñg Yourself”, please don’t harass people using these Terms please ty
“go hys”
“you make me wanna hms”
HMS by lesbian_mess March 10, 2022