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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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An abbreviation for "Her(His) Majesty's Ship" which is used to identify ships of the United Kingdom.
by Rado December 18, 2004
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Basic bitch initials for Hate MySelf
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HMS or How Many Stell's is the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Lewis: Hey Jake!
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
by SECbois November 07, 2011
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Acronym for Hard-on Management Services.
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
A type of business which engages in managing male "hard-on's" usually by Hard-On Management Technicians, or HMTs.
Usually under a Hard-On Management Supervisor, which has the Technicians working under him.
Normally services are charged by the hour, the rate negotiated before the services are performed.
Rumored to be "The Oldest Profession"
Dude: Hey Joe, I heard you hard to call in HMS last night.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
Joe: Yeah man, I needed some release. My HMT was pretty hot too.
Dude: How much did you pay?
Joe: I paid my HMT $200 for an hour, plus a tip.
by Okix25 December 06, 2011
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