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Pieoritised 

1: When someone is placed directly under pie in your priorities

2:When you take a compliment someone says to you and say the same thing, except about pie, usually for trolling purposes.
1: "Tom told Jody that he'll hang out with her after pie. Sounds like she got pieoritised"

2: Sally: "I love you."
Rick: "I love pie"
Sally: "I would do anything for you right now"
Rick: "I would do anything for pie right now"
Sally: "Have I just been pieoritised?"
Pieoritised by Dazywu November 14, 2011

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory
James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

Prioritised 

A person who is intelligent, handsome, funny and better than you at every video game you can think of and is very good with the ladies.
Prioritised is goated at among us
Prioritised by Prioritised July 14, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026