breadgrets 

When you eat too much bread and regret it.

*eats too much bread* i'm soo full off the bread i can't finish my meal...breadgrets

breadgrets by Eddukate May 21, 2019

breadgetarian

a vegetarian who survives, not on vegetables, but on bread or other starchy-based products.

Non-breadgetarian: Hey man, wanna burger?
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'm a vegetarian.
Non-breadgetarian: Ok, I'll order a salad for you.
Breadgetarian: Naw man, I'll just have some bread, maybe order some plain pasta.

breadgetarian by jamin1004 December 30, 2010

breadghetti 

A traditional dish invented as an experiment in a college dormroom. It is basically spaghetti, except instead of noodles you use bread.

It became incredibly popular within the dorm, and has never been used elsewhere.

Breadghetti is NOT a sloppy joe, because a sloppy joe uses sloppy joe sauce, not spaghetti sauce.

Student 1: "Ah shit, we are out of noodles, and I already started making the sauce."
Student 2: "We have bread. Fuck it, lets make breadghetti."
Student 1: "Word"

*the rest is history*

breadghetti by sir haxalot September 8, 2014

breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener

Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.

breadgetables by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021