Sqimp 

A square and a simp
Boring person who simps over girls

"Look at him he's a sqimp"

Sqimp by Hdhsjshsau June 3, 2020

Sqimp 

Simp for squealing noises, what else do you want? Squealing bitches riding your dick?

As she holding my dick, I start to lose control of it and I load a lot of cum. She squeals, softly and loudly as cum flies on her naked body, making me blush at her. She looks at me, says: "Oh don't be shy my little #sqimp."

Sqimp by IAmAnEntitledSqimp November 9, 2021

Simp Magnet 

Someone who’s attractive (informal)

1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet

Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023

Simp Lord 

Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.

Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."

Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020

Simp Fishing 

The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.

More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.

"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"

Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021

Simpani 

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Simp bean

The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN

Like a good simp, SIMP bean is there

Simp bean by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020